Every vote must count!

Even zombie votes! Apparently there are over 8,550 dead peaple still elajable to vote in Connecticut. In one extream case, a dead person has voted 17 times since leaving the land of the living.

Even with all of these facts in place, some still cling to the idea that there is no evidence of any election fraud.

Connecticut Secretary of State Susan Bysiewicz is adamant that “actually no dead people voted.”

“I want to be very clear about that,” she said, explaining that while votes were cast and counted in the names of the dead, “there was no voter fraud at all in the state of Connecticut.”

Officials elsewhere have confirmed other cases in which dead people appear to have voted.

In Washington State, Republican Dino Rossi ran for governor in 2004, and lost by only 133 votes. Officials confirmed that the names of 19 dead people somehow cast ballots.

I am willing to bet big money that the dead lean heavily democratic and as such is "no big deal" and in fact would explain much of the Democrats willingness to fight against any and all voter ID laws.

Who would have thought?

Don't light zombies on fire? I would have thought that under the right circumstances and at the right distances, blazing zombies could be quite the sight...

As everyone knows, regardless of what to do with zombies for fun, a gun shot to the head is the most effective way to end the threat.

There is no end to the ills caused by global warming!

Zombie attacks might increase due to global warming, study shows.

Save us Al Gore!