A man was telling his buddy "You won't believe what happened last night.
My daughter walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out,
throw all my clothes out the window, take my TV and my laptop. Please
take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then,
sell my car, take my front door key away from me and throw me out of the
house. Then, disown me and never talk to me again. Don't forget to
write me out of your will and leave my share to any charity you choose."
"Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that?"
"Well, she didn't put it quite like that. She actually said, 'Dad, meet
my new boyfriend-- Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's
election campaign!'"
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